The Royal Wedding

Then...

And now.

No comment on the grooms, both hideous.

PS: And still, we miss you most today of all days.

Men = Shoes (Did Anyone Else See It This Way?)

Men are like Shoes:

the ones that we like, cost a tidy penny.
only a few of them deserve to be cherished more than one season.
the cozy ones don't attract us, and the ones that do, don't want to get in.
one is enough only for Cinderella.
some of them deserve to be left at the door.
the ones with heels hate us [women].
the world judges you based on them.
they must be polished, but first, you have to spit on them.
they must be tread down.

(Humorous, indeed. Men, do forgive us. We sometimes feel a certain need to mock the male species)

The War Of The Sexes (part 04)

Women believe that, if a cat runs away from home, it's because of lack of affection.
Women believe that, if a dog runs away from home, it's because of lack of affection.
Women believe that, if a woman runs away from home, it's because of lack of affection.
Women believe that, if a man runs away from home, it's because all men are pigs.

Well how 'bout that?

The War Of The Sexes (part 03)

(Make Love, Not War!)

The Perfect Wedding (absolutely gorgeous, I'd definitely say "I Do")
So... In search of the guy who loves beer and football (and my arse, of course :))

The War Of The Sexes (part 02)

(Make Love, Not War!)

Men vs Women



Yeeees, I caaaaaaan!! :))

The War Of The Sexes (part 01)

(Make Love, Not War!)

Men vs Women

'NICKNAMES
* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!'

(the authors of these lovely thoughts are people just like me and you ;)