Vocabulary Lesson (3)

There are only ten times in history when the F*word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

1. "Scattered f*cking showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 B.C.

2. "How the f*ck did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.

3. "You want WHAT on the f*cking ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566.

4. "Where did all those f*cking Indians come from?"
-- Gen. Armstrong Custer, 1877.

5. "What the f*ck do you mean, we are Sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.

6. "It does so f*cking look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926.

7. "Where the f*ck am I?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937.

8. "Any f*cking idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938.

9. "What the f*ck was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945.

10. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f*cking mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003.