Demented. Self-absorbed. Vain.

"Larry: You think I'm just gonna sit back and wait for you to get with the program? You might be afraid of all this Ally, but I'm... I'm not.
Ally: Larry, you've only seen the tip of the neurotic ice berg. I'm demented.
Larry: What else?
Ally: Self-absorbed.
Larry: What else?
Ally: Vain.
Larry: What else?
Ally: Beautiful. That's a good thing.
Larry: What else?
Ally: Maybe incapable of letting myself be loved.
Larry: That we need to work on, then.
Ally: Do you have any idea what you're getting yourself into? I'm afraid to trust it.
Larry: Then we need to work on that too."

*s04

Black Holes And Revelations

'Today’s gonna be a, a less bad day, I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and I just know everything’s gonna be... less bad.'

Biological Clock Ticking

'I am not excluding anything and I’m not gonna apologize for it. And this isn’t about me wanting a man either. This is about me wanting a partner, OK? A partner to go through life with. And since I happen to be heterosexual, well that limits the field to men, at least if I wanna have sex. And I do! I like sex! And if that makes me weak, tough! Then I wanna be weak. I want a partner! I want sex! I-I want a house with furniture! I wanna have a baby! I wanna have all of it! I wanna get fat! I wanna wear maternity dresses! I wanna stick my legs up in stirrup, take two shots of potassium and spit the little thing right out between my thighs and then have him suck on my breasts with daddy standing right there the whole time pointing to the camcorder, OK? That is what I want! And instead of waiting for it to happen, I’M GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN!'

(applause)

Today's Revelation

‘The real truth is that I probably don’t want to be too happy. Or content. Because… then what? I actually like the quest… the search. That’s the fun. The more lost you are, the more you have to look forward to. What do you know? I'm having a great time and I DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!’

(AM, s01, ep01)